Buddha Walks

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Sri Lanka at war with terrorism
Racism
But most of all
Sri Lanka at war with themselves

Buddha walks
God show me the way because Sinhala road signs are trying to break me down
Buddha walks with me, with me...

UH. You know what Ceylon is? Young and restless
Well, Tamil TIGERS might snatch your necklace
And next these TIGERS might anti-tank mine your Lexus
Somebody tell these TIGERS who Asia's best is
I walk through the bus stand where the shadow of death is
Total chaos, the fumes alone will leave you breathless
*Huuuogghhhh* Try to catch it *Hyuuurrkkkk* Hard as shit
Same time getting choked by Lankan English - check the chat-chit
They be asking odd questions, harass and molest us
Saying "Do you eat papaya or jackfruit for breakfast?"
"Hey where you going? What's the basis?"
I ain't going nowhere but I've got mad buns and pastries
A backpack full of coke and a pet cockroach named Davis
The theocracy used to say only Buddha could save us
...Well homies, I know I act a fool
But I'll be gone til November, I've got legends to prove

Buddha walks
God show me the way cuz parasitic amoebas are trying to break me down
Buddha walk with me, with me
The only thing I pray is my colon don't fail me now
Ghostfaace Buuuuddhaaa waaaalks
And I don't think there's nothing I can do to right my wrongs
Ghost-face Budd-ha walks
'Cept for give these girls back their saris, bras, and sarongs
Ghostface Buuuuuuu-uuuuuddhhaaaaa
God show me the way because raging elephants are trying to break me down
GHOOOOOSSTTTTT
The only thing I pray is my taser don't fail me now
And I don't think there's nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
Ghooostface walks
I want to talk to God but I'm afraid cuz we ain't Skyped in so long
Buddha walks        So long...
Buddha walks with me, with me, with me, with me

UHHH, to the hustlers, killers, tea pickers, "Fancy" dealers
Even tuk-tuk drivers    Buddha walks with them
To the victims of Halal fare cuz the food taste like Hell here
Hell yeah    Buddha walks with them
Now hear ye hear ye you need to hear me more clearly
And shut the Hell up before my ears get weary
Cuz heroes like me is nearly extinct
I win fights with livestock - I act, I don't think
But I'm not here to tell you about my flawless features
We're here to turn haters into believers
I'm just here to say the way the people of Judah need kosher food-ah
The way oom-pah need tuba that's the way you need Buddha
So here comes my single, dawg, don't get the hype bent
They say you can rap about anything except fo' Enlight'ment
That means guns, sex, cows, and wickets-to-take
But if I talk about the Eightfold my record won't get played, HUH??

Well you can take from my fame but you can't take from my game
Which means you can't take away from my dames
And stop the day I'm dreamin' 'bout
Up in the Indian Sub' all the ladies screaming out
Buddha, come...
God show me the way cuz palm liquor is trying to break me down
Buddha come take me, take me...
The only thing I pray is Kama Sutra don't fail me now
God show me the way because patriarchal forces trying to break me down
The only thing I pray is Kama Sutra don't fail me now
Buddha come take me...