ONE MAN. ONE YEAR. ONE SUBCONTINENT.


Dec 9, 2009

In Memoriam

Ghostbeard Buddha
September 28, 2009 - December 8, 2009

After a valiant battle against shaving, our friend and companion Ghostbeard's life was suddenly...cut short this past Tuesday in Dwarka.

Ghostbeard will be remembered not only for his prodigious length at such young age, but also for his warm soul, Hindu-baiting antics, and numerous contributions to charity.

He fought nobly to the end, forcing the beard-trimmer attachment to an impotent halt on many occasions and even causing his assailant to snap shut more than once. Hotel sink and shower drains were no match for him. With his last breath he slew a mighty hybrid toilet.

He is survived by his face of 9 weeks, Ghostfaceface.

Rest in peace.

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