Blue City Blues

My woman done left me
My caaaaamel toooo
The buuuus ride was bumpy
The buuuu-uuusss ride was long
The laandscaaape was saaandy
The skyyyyy was bright bright blue
Crossed the desert to Jodhpur
And now I've got those Blue City blues

Got lost in the ooooold tooown
A big mess of..... ALLeyways
No street signs I found
I triieeeed, OH I tried to steer by buildings
But they're AAALLLLL painted BLUE
Oh sweet LAAWD can you help me
I got them Blue City blues

I sit on a roof
A-waitin' for food
I look at them taaallll boxy houses
And I said to the Lord "LORD I must be dreaming
  I must be losing my mi-ind
 I see THOUUSSSANDS of giant Lego bricks
 Grey, cream, and BLUUUEEEE
And a huge stone FORT them ol' Raaajputs built
To give me Blue City blues"

I walked to the FOOOOORRRRTT
But got lost a-gaaiii-aaiin
A gay Indian begged me to just FUCK HIM then and there
But I ain't got no friends a-nowhere
All I've got....OHHHHH ALL I"VE GOT
Is them Blue City blues.

Hey lovely lady, I see you over there looking at the sky. You've got the blues in you too. Let me just play you a little tune. I ain't got no saxophone. Sold it for spiced tea and opium. Makes the pain go away. So I'll just sing you my melody...goes a little something like this...

AAAaaaaabbwwaaada bwwaadaa bweee boom. 
Aaaabwaadda bwadda bweee-eeeee. Baddabadaba baabba.
Aaaabweeeeda bwaaada bweeee.
Baaa daaa daaaa
BWAAAAAAAABAAADAABAAABWWAAABA
Aaabwaaadabwaddabwee

Oh, OH sweeet MAAAmaaaa
Why don't you just.... sliiiiiide on next to me
I'll make you QUEEN of MY KINGdom
Take you to my paaaaa-lace
Ha, well it's a musical palace, baby, just a little guesthouse
Small, but easy on the eyes...just like you
OOooohhh come in to my CAStle
 And end our Blue City blues
Come in to my AAaaarmmss
And ennnd my blue-ball'ed blues

Now baby you just lie there, real comfortable-like, while I rub in this lotion, tell you a story about Jodhpur.

You see, sugar, Jodhpur was built in the middle ages as a new capital for the most powerful of the Rajput kingdoms, Marwar, the Land of Death. Makes your spine tingle. Mmmmmmm....speaking of spines, your back is so smooth, honey. Let me massage that sweet caramel. Now, the Maharaja Jodh Singh founded Jodhpur and built a massive castle on the sheer cliffs above the city. Four hundred feet over the walled city, the hundred-foot walls encase palaces, reservoirs, and garrisons, making it an impregnable citadel for over six hundred years. When you get to the gates on foot, the walls there are twice as high. There's an audio tour and...sugar don't fall asleep, let me tell you about the audio tour. The audio tour is spectacular, a tour de force in historical narration enlivened by quotes from Kipling, spoken recollections by the present Maharaja and his family, trumpet fanfares, larger-than-life anecdotes, and a narrator who delivers his lines with near-Biblical drama..."The Meherengarh fort stands as the ultimate symbol of military strength and honor. Its halls and ramparts ring with the echoes of history and legend. In all the centuries no cannon has breached its walls...no elephant has ever battered through its gates."

There's a palace inside, a masterfully decorated tribute to pleasure, refinement, and power. It's the way a man should be for his woman, strong but gentle. You've got some tension built up in those shoulders. Baby you need that strong and gentle touch. Nod your head if that feels good. I knew you would. The palace walls soar mightily, while the lattice windows are carved as delicately as the lace in your bra....*Snap* You won't be needing that.

Somewhere along the way the Maharajas built a new palace. You can see it there, the graceful giant on the hill across town, lit up for all to marvel at on this breezy night. The blue city lies nestled, sprawling between these hills, a million people under their watchful gaze. Within the old city the many-floored homes and workshops form shadowy, blue-edged canyons, with the flow of humanity cutting between its walls like water slicing through ancient gorges. You'll see the new palace is far outside the walls. It has no weapons of any kind. Maybe it's a sign of hope, that we can all live together the way we should, no more killing, no more fighting our brothers. Baby, you feel what I'm saying? We need to make love, not war.

Oohh foooooooxxxy woman
My heart's aching for you, woman
Life, life it's been treatin' me so bad but you're smellin' so damn good
Let's loosen up that belt there
Run my hands on that beeee-hiiiiind 
Gonna unFASTEN that skkkiiiiirt now
See what I can fiiiind...
Blue panties between your legs now?
Just...gonna...TAKE these.....foooorrrr my piece of mind
Oh baby your sooooft skin
It don't neeeed no cotton blues
Just MOOOVE with me sweeeetheeaart
And put an end to my....Blue City blues